While the Frequent Flyer around the world with its strategies and procedures to deal with airports, transportation, business meetings and return to the home - sweet - home as efficiently as possible, even his wife in his behavior fits a set of habits that make it different from other women. The other women whenever they hear that he is once again out comment "I honestly do not know how to do" with a mixture of admiration and compassion: this is a piece of truth about how does a wife of a frequent flyer, or a wife frequently single.
As soon as the FF's wife comes to know when the next flight, check if there are any appointments of his FF (dentist, doctor, barber) or social engagements (dinner, drinks, other) to be reprogrammed. If so, it shall call to ask for the shift, something made much easier by the fact that the other side of the phone does anyone know what often her husband FF flights. If the wife of FF does not have a car, the next step is usually to open the pantry and fridge to calculate whether it needs your help to make the big spending at the supermarket before you go, assuming also that, when the FF is not is at home, the talented chef in her goes on strike and does not mind eating canned and, if he wanted something warm, order a pizza at home. The conclusion of the inspection is that certainly comes in handy if the FF, with its powerful arms, makes a supply of detergent and fabric softener for laundry, since there is all the stuff from the last case wash and it will be well is dry before returning the next case.
The night before the flight of the FF's wife prepares a nice dinner, because no matter how good the food of the restaurants to be selected for business lunches, will never be healthy, tasty and cooked with love: this is the last meal as it should be up to the FF that will not be back and will also be the 'last meal as it should be her, until the FF will not return, whereas the plan referred to above, or eat anything - standing - to - face - to - the refrigerator. The motivation for doing a good meal is still wider: they both want to spend a nice evening together because then no will be seen for a while ', no matter if this interval is short or long, because the times are not seen are so frequent that they have learned to appreciate and use the time we spend together even if it is a Tuesday evening, after a very busy day. When it's time to leave for the FF, and usually is terribly early in the morning, the wife of FF gets up to brush their teeth and say hello at the door, made after the usual little questions of verification: Passport? Ticket? even though they both know perfectly well that he has put them in his jacket pocket on the evening before, while doing the suitcase. Then the FF part, the wife of FF closes the door and again frequently single. He knows exactly how long it will take to go to the airport, so back to sleep or starts his day waiting for the call from the FF after security checks, while you are walking towards the gate. Then open the link on your site bookmarked with the status of flights, so check if your flight leaves very tip, what time should land, if there is a time zone is the link bookmarked for the calculation of time zones, so you count his time qua'รจ Landing then give you another pair of eyes to the site of the status of flights, just to avoid worrying about where the messaggino "I landed, small" does not reach the calculated hour.
If the trip is made up of several flights and the first plane is late, she sends him a messaggino with the number of the boarding gate of the second flight (seen on the site of the airport), so that he could receive on the turn on the phone just after landing. From the time that the FF is not on the plane, the wife of FF comes in to find, as a doctor. In fact, while the FF around the world, 100% focused on employment for which he is traveling, the wife of FF takes care of him from a distance, theoretically, it is alone could organize time and tasks at will, but the FF can get help by phone / email at any time and on a wide range of tasks, just as an example:
- , Love, here is a mess, will not tell and do not understand anything, I check the website of the London Underground which is the best way to achieve because the Piccadilly Circle suffer enormous delay, the Jubilee is closed for renovation and Victoria goes in one direction only.
- Love, I am looking for a nice restaurant how do you know on TripAdvisor in the area of \u200b\u200bmy hotel, which eventually are free for dinner and twenty-four hours the aircraft can only survive by eating sandwiches.
- Love, you remember what it was called that lovely little place where we went once entirely by chance, when we were here together, because I seem to be in the same area, was close to a pharmacy or a grocery store? (Usually, that little place was close to a library and not in that city.)
- Love, I find what is the trade name in this country for Imodium * because I went to the pharmacy but they do not speak English and did not know how to explain that problem.
* (According to Wikipedia, other names are: Lopex, dwelling, Fortasec and Pepto Diarrhea Control) These examples could be argued that most of the back office support made by the wife of FFal today could be replaced by 'use by the FF of a smart phone connected to the Internet, but first of all, a smart phone do not ever take care of the FF in the same way his wife, even if using the same technology, and above all, Believe it or not, there are still things that Google can not do, such as:
- Search between the pockets of the clothes in the table, since under the bed, a tiny piece of paper left it at home it was written on a very important information which the FF need right now.
- Giving advice (once again) on how to cure a cold with sore throat caused by 'air conditioning and reassure him that it's nothing serious and certainly will survive (this time) .
- Remember what is the name of the wife of the guy with whom he is to meet and - Uhmm - expecting a child the last time we saw them or she is just a little 'fat?
When the night comes, it can be a bit 'sad for the wife of FF. If the FF is at the same time zone can be heard calmly before going to sleep, but if the FF is forward or backward in the Earth's rotation, it is easier to organize a phone call via skype with other friends, in particular those who are also wives of FF, so certainly do not ask "do not you feel a little 'alone?". For some inexplicable reason, it may happen that two wives of FF you are talking on skype while their FF (who do not know) are sitting opposite each other in the room of business class' airport in Frankfurt. His wife frequently the single FF know what to do a good talk after dinner walk-in - front - the fridge and before going to sleep is the best thing to mitigate the horrible feeling of bed without too much FF: in really does not matter how frequently the wife of FF to sleep alone, the feeling is the same as every human being turns himself in Latvian without the beloved. The day when the FF again it is time to restore the status quo left to start: - cleaning the home sweet home,
- Extra time to return to the bathroom light and smooth, after leaving a bit 'run (you can not always be available simultaneously and have the time to stretch the hair)
- prepare a new nice dinner, the first as must for both, as he started to spend a nice evening and enjoy the time together, because no one knows when will the next flight.
"Honestly, I do not know how to do"
Well, it's not easy when he's around the world, but when it's here, we spend a lot of romantic moments together, this is rarely reveal the secret.
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