There's this place in town where they meet, a kind of kiosk sandwiches ghost appears at night in different places of the city. To view it seems a standard cart of groceries run by a fat man a bit 'shady, of few words, perhaps none, Johnny "The deathly sausage" they call it. It is rumored that the guy is dumb and I know things about them that not even imagine. We know from the beginning, the foundation, but no one, and I mean nobody has the guts to ask him anything that does not involve food. On them there are a lot of information, no one knows when you are popular and why they decided to join forces. Everyone has some weird ability that makes him special. In the eyes of a fool may give the impression of being put there for a bit 'random, but if you know them a little bit you realize that their strength lies in this. It is not easy to approach the members of this but after years nonclub of stalking I managed to put together a more or less detailed description of the components.
So I'll start with the one known as "The Craftsman Ottomans. So called because of the eight handles guitar that sprout from below the waist, is an individual half-height, at least on the surface, there are rumors that it would be much higher under the surface, as evidenced by its unusually long shadow. It is so named, apparently, for his great patience and stubbornness in manual tasks, especially those of calculation and precision, in the end, however, is more accurate to say that it is moved dall'irrefrenabile impulse to interfere in any matter in practice. Is not never approached by the rest of the group because ssanno not needed. Has indeed the legendary ability "Autointerpellarsi," which has stuck in our often labyrinthine logic de-sac. On many occasions, she moved her hands to do with relativity, muttering to mezzabocca magical verses like "evvabbè it takes" and even "crap is na"; these powerful spells are able to flatten any problem and everything is possible even if you're an amoeba. A time conosciutio as "The Craftsman Tobacco" for his ability to take it to complicated geometric forms and paper, still under investigation.
From semi-miraculous powers Craftsman pass a bizarre element of the group, belonging to a creature of unknown race Bobb-it, his name in our language means "Oh .. beeellaaa" and is in fact that's how it is called in the company. This being is always surrounded by a cloud of smoke is unhealthy and it seems that anyone who gets too close you can hear whispers of discontent and dissatisfaction and is attacked by a powerful apathy. Absolutely no sex drive is a master of balance for the rest of the gang; reluctant to use force even in the most ambiguous is also an artist of tempera and oil paints, which are also its main food. Logorroioco alternately shy and never know which way to turn good, even for Perhaps this is why he hates the water in all its forms. The power that comes with is the "touch of grace" which is able to embellish any situation lightly twirling her crochet hooks (which is very jealous).
Our team certainly could not miss a mutant. Many years ago, this individual underwent a phenomenal change accidentally while playing a drum radiottiva. The rods were fused with his arms and his hair grew out of proportion, hearing him making him get stronger as a brutal sense of rhythm as well as a deadly ability to eavesdrop on the cocks of others. The painful change led him to be the hybrid that is now half the man half human half lizzano battery ... "DIC the DrumMania. His special ability is the legendary "green thumb" with which it can grow in any place and instantaneously, every type of plant "herbs and medicinal." Several times it was essential to our long and daring in "travel" in uncharted territories, but strangely often abundant rice.
Let's now with great pleasure, the first woman in the group, supertosta "Tut-burnth-is". Its origins are shrouded in mystery, but is thought to have traveled a lot before joining the rest of the gang. Her skin is entirely covered by a layer of Kevlar, which makes anti-theft and anti-cut, but washable great machine. Martian martial arts expert but also pots and stoves has gone into his personal knowledge in a discipline called "cook-fu." Cookware sharp as razors, explosives, muffins, pasta exquisitely lethal, as seen from Hawk and high heels make this known a real femme fatale. His secret move is conosciuata as Spim! " and the unfortunate who is struck paralyzed but collapses in ecstasy.
Last but not least part of the super group is the young "Higher Lighter", but everyone calls Clarissa, which makes her angry a lot. Modest and introverted is the element that tends to enhance the ability of the team or perhaps just a part of it. The weapons are the preferred Biro gyro that she has built with those unable to find and amplify the flaws of the opponent, so bewildered and indelible swirling up to defeat him. One of his mysterious abilities, which eraditato by his mother, is the notorious "Farlafranca" which is able to reverse any situation, even the most desperate in his favor leaving the observer a sense of awe mixed with mellows and swelling of stomach.
And here the whole group. Now the questions that need asking are: Are there really? are mythical beings that dwell only in our fantasies? are to help us? come to destroy us or for worse mocking us? make macrobiotic cooking? are closed on Wednesdays? Think, and the next time you come back home late at night, your homework, you zoom the look, you might get lucky and meet them, you will change forever (if they will want).
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